1. Corpora Amoroso
The
Goddess Who Banishes Belly Shame
With so many women in our modern world
convinced that their bodies are inadequate – too fat, too skinny,
bootie too big or small, breasts too saggy, etc, etc. . . . and a
culture that continuously reinforces our insecurities about our bodies
. . . we are deeply in need of the Goddess of Body Love.
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2. The
Triple Goddess
Hormonae
Our Lady
of the Perpetual Cycle
Like the other Triple
Goddesses, Hormonae, through her three different yet complementary
aspects, evokes all that is womanly. With Hormonae those faces seem to
be: the good, the bad, and the ugly.
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3.
Eatwhatyawanna:
The Goddess of Gluttony
This deity blesses
her devotees with the ability to consume any food they wish—especially
chocolaty dessert items and deep-fried dishes—without ever gaining an
ounce or cholesterol point.
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4. Blessed Marigold
Our Lady of Protection in Household Chores
Blessed Marigold wraps our hands in
her golden yellow body of protection and guides us through that most
loathsome of life's trials - housework! She tenderly guides and
protects us through the horrors of hot soapy water, cleaning products,
dirty ovens, filthy floors, unspeakable bathrooms and grimy windows.
Her golden yellow protection is strong and durable, yet soft and
pliable.
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5.
Menopausia
Goddess of Wisdom and Remembrance
Menopausia, Goddess
of Wisdom and Remembrance helps us remember where our shoes and keys
are, where we left our pocketbook and guides us through hot sweats,
mood swings and bouts of forgetfulness.
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6. Goddess
Tantra
This goddess will protect you from
all tantrums by those around you from children to your boss and more!
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7
DanceItOffYa!
Our Lady of the Heart and Soul
Boogie, DanceItOffYa moves and grooves, casting off those cares and
worries with every wiggle, jiggle, and, yes, even a giggle or two!
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8. Goddess
iVa
The Digital DiVa
Iva, The Digital DiVa: The goddess of
all things digital, especially one's own devices.
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9. Awayith
Da'Bill
Divine Counselor to those entrapped within debt
Awayith Da'Bill helps motivate us to
take action and pay off the debt accumulated by living in modern times
and in doing so helps us create prosperity, financial freedom, and
peace of mind for the future.
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10. Goddess
Randuhma
She Who Loves to be Completely Random and
Poke Fun at Those Who Are
Stressed Out
Randuhma, She who loves to be
completely random and poke fun at those who are stressed out beyond
belief. It doesn't matter if your paper is due the next morning and
your only half way down, for she will come to you and remind you there
is more to life.
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11 Goddess
Maramadyn
The Goddess of
Growing
Maramadyn helps all things grow. Just
to name a few things she helps us grow . . . crops, bones, children,
grass, flowers, trees, sheep, goats, hair, and anything else you
can think of.
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12. Goddess
Stretchucanna
Our Lady of Meager Paychecks and Muscle Cramps
Stretchucanna, Our Lady of Meager
Paychecks and Muscle Cramps, helps you find those little extra bargain
to make those pennies last, and you can count on her to help you
limber up and ease sore muscles. Truly, this goddess multitasks with
the best of us.
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13. Goddess
Nutritionista
The Goddess of Unlimited Healthy Food
Goddess Nutritionista, great
grandaughter of Demeter, goddess of nurturing love and compassion,
Nutritionista is a beautiful nurturing goddess of healthy nutrition.
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14. Goddess
Un-Send
Protectrix
of Those Who Transmit (press Send)
and Rue the Moment
Goddess Un-Send, protectrix of those
who transmit (press Send) and rue the moment, is immediately summoned
with the invocation "Oh *expletive-of-your-choice*!"
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15. The
Goddess Barcoda
The goddess Barcoda
will let you know the price of you Bar Code item and help you stay in
your budget.
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16. Mamma
More
She Who Saves You From Your Last
Nerve
Mamma More, loving Goddess who helps
women dig deep within themselves to find that last bit of patience,
calm and compassion when they are clinging to that final straw of
sanity and feeling it snap.
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17. Flaunta
The Goddess of Confidence
Flaunta, The
Goddess of Confidence can be found in the compact mirror of women
everywhere. She may be viewed as over confident and snobbish, but that
is because the ones around her misunderstand her capabilities.
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18. The
Goddess Ninlil (Anew)
Lady of the Wind
(Mesopotamian)
The Goddess I created is Anew, a
devoted subject to the teachings of Anu, the God over Gods.
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19. Agentia
The patient goddess of Travel Agents
She’s the one we
pray to daily to keep our sanity in the day to day life of travel
agents/consultants.
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20. The
"Scent-sational" Aroma-thelia
" I am the moisture
that preserves everything in nature and makes it live, I pass from the
upper planes to the lower, I am the heavenly fat of the land, and the
fiery water and the watery fire, nothing may live without me. “
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