Three Proofs that Jesus Was A Woman

Three Proofs
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Mexican His first name was Jesus. He was bilingual. He was always being harassed by the authorities.	Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish He went into his father's business. He lived at home until he was 33. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black He called everybody "brother". He liked Gospel. He couldn't get a fair trial.	Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian He talked with his hands. He had wine with every meal. He worked in the building trades.
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish He never got married. He was always telling stories. He loved green pastures.	Three Proofs That Jesus Was A Californian He never cut his hair. He walked around barefoot. He started a new religion.
*And now the MOST compelling proofs:*
Three Proofs That Jesus Was A Woman He managed to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, even though there was no food. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't 'get' it. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to be done.