Three Proofs

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Mexican

His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed
      by the authorities.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish

He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his mother was a virgin, and
      his mother was sure he was God.   
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black

He called everybody "brother".
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian

He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish

He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
Three Proofs That Jesus Was A Californian

He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.

And now the MOST compelling proofs:

Three Proofs That Jesus Was A Woman

He managed to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, even though there was no food.

He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't 'get' it.

Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to be done.

 

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