How True!

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

Thirty-five is when you finally get
your head together and your body
starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

Inside every older person is a younger
person -- wondering what the hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

When I was young, I was put in a
school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a
hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

-Kathy Buckley

Things are going to get a lot worse
before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-

My second favorite household chore
is ironing. My first being, hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

I have yet to hear a man ask for
advice on how to combine marriage
and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-


Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

I try to take one day at a time, but
sometimes several days attack me
at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example, then
you'll just have to be a horrible warning.


I refuse to think of them as chin
hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know I'm not
dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

When women are depressed they
either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.

-Elayne Boosler-

Nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

The phrase "working mother"
is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-


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