Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
Thirty-five is when you finally get
your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
Inside every older person is a younger
person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
When I was young, I was put in a
school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a
hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley
Things are going to get a lot worse
before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
My second favorite household chore
is ironing. My first being, hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
I have yet to hear a man ask for
advice on how to combine marriage
and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
I try to take one day at a time, but
sometimes several days attack me
at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example, then
you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
I refuse to think of them as chin
hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know I'm not
dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
When women are depressed they
either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
Nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
The phrase "working mother"
is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
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